Overdressed and Underappreciated

This past week marked the 78546th re-launch of ground-breaking website fallingstarz.net. And you know the saying, the 78546th time is the charm! The A-list attended soiree was held at Chelsea Heights hot spot, Molly Wee's Pub. Surprise attendees Jason Ratliff and Shelly Milam, hot off their European tour of the staged musical sensation "Go Diego Go!" Ratliff and Milam inexplicably dressed in 1920's ish garb but showed their support for all things celebrity and the wit, brilliance, inconsistent motivation and genius of Mike and Rachel.

Attention Richmond!!!!

FS co-creators Mike Harrison and Rachel Ralston will be signing pieces of paper brought by YOU, our FS fans - be it poster, receipt, embroidered napkin, or tampon wrapper - at famed cupcakery FROSTINGS!!! We know the weather has been treacherous, so luge your way on over (too soon??) to 11331 West Broad Street, Suite 137, Glen Allen, VA 23060. Ask for Matt and tell him HE WINS!!! Enjoy!

(Monica, if you do read this, we're not really coming to Richmond. Apologies, lets plan a date STAT!!! We miss you!!!)

We Vote Corbin!!!

FS co-creators are steps closer to fulfulling their destiny of meeting their idol....the one and only Corbin Bleu. Stay tuned as they continue to discuss the possbility of attending his Broadway debut.

Boobs for days...

Following the steps of her idol, Heidi Montag, Real Housewife of Shirley, New York Monica Jones (aka best friend to Connie Selleca) enhanced her already ample bosom to epic proportions. FS co creators ran into Jones at a NYC fashion week shoot, modeling the high end Korea Town jewelry collection. Jones is excited about the upcoming straight-to-DVD release "LIRR Lady of the Night" and album "Finger to the Right." (P.S. rachel wrote this one.)

What the Canuck???

While 33 Million strong tuned in to witness the glorious Vancouver opening ceremony, fs co-creators Rachel Ralston and Mike Harrison were a little perplexed by the overall theme. Why was Bob Ross there? Was he Canadian? Was The Drew Carey Show a huge Canadian hit? We understood the use of whores and robots...strongly Canadian themes! None of these questions compare to the unforgivable exclusion of Craig, Manny, Paige, Spin, Holly J, Marco.....hell, we would've even taken a glimpse of Terri (the fat one who fell on a rock) for some Degrassi love...THE TRUE DEFINITION OF CANADIAN CULTURE! shout out to Being Erica.

Golden Lucky!!

China scored their first gold medal this evening due to the heroic athleticism of Asian speed skater Jo Philbin. Obviously her asianess limits her to two sports, math and speed skating....(violin is not a sport) fallingstarz was there to capture the gold medal ceremony, led by CNN's Christiane Amanpour (seen on the left). Congrats Jo...what a way to ring in this Chinese New Year!!!

Lookin for some HOT STUFF!!!! sha na na na.....

What would we do baby....without NYC fashion week? fallingstarz has been living at the tents this week and witnessed the highs and lows (Raven Simone) of this year's designs. fs was invited to Zac Posen's star studded afterparty to celebrate his recent showing of NYFD inspired evening wear. Rachel and Mike had the pleasure of running into America's Next Top Model Winner for Cycle 7, Ms. Kerry Johnson Bailey!!! We know that Kerry is a huge fan of fs, but we owe it to our readers to report the scandalous canoodling between Kerry and 1980's sitcom superstar, Mr. Michael Gross (aka Steven Keaton of Family Ties fame)! This man was looking for somewhere to put his HOSE..get it? And more importantly, what would Meredith Baxter (aka Meredith Baxter-Birney) say?...other than Kerry is HOT!!!

You are NOT the father!!!

fs creators Mike Harrison and Rachel Ralston recently encountered their own dramatic daytime tv event. The two were entangled in a torrid love triangle and messy paternity battle with "Passions" hunk, Ryan Larson. After discovering she was seven months pregnant, a la that show where people have toilet babies or sweatpants babies, Ralston had only one place to turn. No, not Corbin Bleu or Planned Parenthood - the one, the only,

MR. MAURY POVICH

Tune into the CW at 2 am eastern time on February 23rd to find out who IS the father??

Daily Inspiration: Valentine's Day Edition

Happy Valentine's Day to our loyal FS readers!! In honor of this romantic and love filled holiday, fallingstarz would like to honor and inspire others with one of the staples of modern American love stories: that of natural beauties David Gest and Ms. Liza Minelli. These two remind us of what is truly meaningful in a successful relationship: love, money, closeted homosexuality, and a possible vh1 reality show.