Daily Inspirations

Today we at fallingstarz.net received a quick dose of old-age realization. Earlier this month, Super Mario Bros. 3 turned 20 YEARS OLD!!! It seems like just yesterday we were eating feathers, growing a tail, and flying high into the air to collect gold coins. Naturally, we are paying homage to the inspiring story of a young man's quest to cross this fine nation and compete against other children with social inadequacies in an attempt to equate our deceased sister with a Cabazon Dinosaur. That film is none other than, Fred Savage commercial vehicle, The Wizard!!! (aka one giant commercial for Super Mario Bros. 3.....We hope Jenny Lewis makes a triumphant return to commercial success!

I lost 40 pounds, but gained a PENIS!!

Ok, we all know fallingstarz.net's affinity towards real-girl trannies...meaning any woman that is constantly confused for a drag queen...i.e. Tyra, Kimora, Joan Rivers, Margaret Thatcher, and Michelle Obama, but we are now cancelling our meal plan from NutriSystem because the meal supplements have turned the beloved doll-making bitch Marie Osmond into just another Osmond brother. She is giving us Hedwig meets Elvira meets Kardashian with a 40 pound weave. Also, we are so glad that Amy shows us how just eating crappy food gives you a six pack and a tan. Thanks Amy!!

Fist Pumpin' into our hearts!!

Meet the newest member of the Jersey Shore - Jenilee "Jubilee" D'Angelo-Houghton. Jubilee fought her way through a sea of acrylic nails, bad weaves, pickles, and a haze of spray tan to earn the illustrious title of Jersey Shore Season 2 cast member!! Congrats to "the nicest bitch you'll ever know: Jenilee Jubilee"!

Sashay...You Stay!!

fallingstarz.net would like to congratulate co-creator Mike Harrison for his mid-season entry into the cult-classic LOGO hit, Rupaul's Drag Race!! Tune in this week as Harrison (drag name: Tuna Fey) goes fish to fish against Italian favorite and fs fanatic Josy Castellano (drag name: FrAngelo). Let's hope the challenge doesn't involve watering plants or jarring sauce because Harrison will be toast, unless its that time of the month! May the best WOMAN win...and remember "Don't F##k it up!"

Separated at Birth!!

Samantha Ronson

vs.

Lesbian Flamingo

Overdressed and Underappreciated

This past week marked the 78546th re-launch of ground-breaking website fallingstarz.net. And you know the saying, the 78546th time is the charm! The A-list attended soiree was held at Chelsea Heights hot spot, Molly Wee's Pub. Surprise attendees Jason Ratliff and Shelly Milam, hot off their European tour of the staged musical sensation "Go Diego Go!" Ratliff and Milam inexplicably dressed in 1920's ish garb but showed their support for all things celebrity and the wit, brilliance, inconsistent motivation and genius of Mike and Rachel.

Attention Richmond!!!!

FS co-creators Mike Harrison and Rachel Ralston will be signing pieces of paper brought by YOU, our FS fans - be it poster, receipt, embroidered napkin, or tampon wrapper - at famed cupcakery FROSTINGS!!! We know the weather has been treacherous, so luge your way on over (too soon??) to 11331 West Broad Street, Suite 137, Glen Allen, VA 23060. Ask for Matt and tell him HE WINS!!! Enjoy!

(Monica, if you do read this, we're not really coming to Richmond. Apologies, lets plan a date STAT!!! We miss you!!!)